Anomalous Coffee Machine

Title:

The Brew Who Came In From The Cold: 30 Days With The Anomalous Coffee Machine

Anomalous Coffee Machine

is a surreal, adult-oriented interactive visual novel and simulation game series where players interact with a mysterious vending machine—inspired by the SCP Foundation's SCP-294 —that can dispense any liquid typed into it. Gameplay Mechanics Anomalous Coffee Machine

"A Cup of Joe":

Which resulted in the machine dispensing a cup of human tissue and blood belonging to an employee named Joseph. Title: The Brew Who Came In From The

The Theories

It was a typical Monday morning at the office of Smith & Co., a mid-sized marketing firm in downtown Manhattan. The employees were slowly trickling in, still rubbing the sleep from their eyes. As they made their way to the break room, they noticed something strange. The Utilitarian: Use it to dispense panaceas

• The Utilitarian: Use it to dispense panaceas. "A cup of complete cancer remission." "A cup of flawless memory consolidation."
• The Hedonist: "A cup of the perfect orgasm." (The machine would likely dispense a neurotoxin that triggers fatal seizures. Again: literalism.)
• The Coward: Unplug it. Pour concrete into the water reservoir. Walk away.

As the Anomalous Coffee Machine's behavior continued to deviate from the norm, employees began to document its activities. They noticed that the machine would:

For those interested in a more programmatic approach to validate the sequence:

• Output: A steaming cup of standard black coffee.
• Notes: "Tastes a bit burnt, but acceptable." - Dr. Bright.