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“You can’t pick your family. Or your best friend. But you can survive both in the woods.” -ENG- Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who ...

Camp Wildwood: Three’s a Crowd

1. Create a "marshmallow truce." Agree on one thing you both hate (e.g., your mom’s 70s playlist) to bond over.
2. Establish a code word. When Alex starts talking about astrology for the third time, text your mom (if you have signal) or cough twice. That means "intervention needed."
3. Bring noise-canceling earbuds. Even if you don’t use them, holding them is a threat.
4. Volunteer for "water fetching duty." Alone time in nature is the only thing keeping you sane. Take a five-gallon bucket and walk very, very slowly to the pump.
5. Lower your expectations. The tent will leak. The food will have pine needles in it. Alex will claim they are "basically a survivalist." Let them. It’s only 72 hours.

You eat a granola bar in the woods, alone, pretending to look for firewood just to get away from the conversation about Alex’s "chakra alignment." Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who

We ended up eating cold hot dogs. Cold. Hot dogs. Chloe declared them "texturally interesting." I declared war. Create a "marshmallow truce